To the tune of The Chantels’ “Maybe,” as performed by The Barberettes
Maybe, if things keep going down,
It will fire up the DNC,
And maybe if Joe keeps screwing up,
They’ll bring back Hillary.
Oh, maybe.
Maybe, for “the party’s good,”
They’ll do what fixers do,
And maybe they will dust her off
For “the good” of me and you.
Oh, maybe.
These few years have been so hard
For Hillary and her team.
These trying times of her first term,
But only in her dreams.
Maybe, if things keep going down,
It will fire up the DNC,
And maybe if Plugs keeps screwing up,
They’ll bring back Hillary.
Oh, maybe.
Oh maybe (maybe, maybe, maybe)
Maybe (maybe, maybe, maybe)
Maybe (maybe, maybe, maybe)
Maybe (maybe, maybe, maybe)